Sex and the Single Monster: The Secret Life of Godzilla

Who else out there agrees that sex is probably the last thing that rubber suit monsters bring to mind?  Okay, a B-movie swamp thing carrying off a bikini-clad bathing beauty does imply the possibility of some off-camera spawning.  But the babe that slimy grabs off the poop deck won't exactly be laying eggs for her gill-man to fertilize at the bottom of the stream, will she?  Face it, not a lot to think about here.

Apparently for some parts of fandom, and for the cultural critics who chase after them, there is something going on.  An example of an important area of perpetual speculation and inquiry has to do with finding out what sex Godzilla is?  Does it have a gender?  A wonderful fan website, "Ask the Kaiju King," thinks 'zilla has been different sexes depending on the movie.  Many fans solve this ambiguity by claiming that Godzilla is both he and she, or a self-procreating hermaphrodite.

You'd think this kind of revery is a clear indication of too much time on one's hands, but not so!  Critic William Tsutsui reports in "Godzilla on My Mind; Fifty Years of the King of Monsters" that fans not only wonder if the monster has a sex, but if it is having straight or gay sex?  One site from the "Nerd World" domain Tsutsui observes, is a first-person "Zillafag" perspective of the green one's Out-and-Proud gay lover.  Another fan site sees Godzilla vs Megalon as a completely queer movie.  Even the New York times' film reviewer Vincent Canby thought he saw an unnatural affection spring up between grade-school character Ken-chan and the big guy in Godzilla vs the Smog Monster.  The gay/straight dilemma is fodder for endless suppositions.

So then, what is that certain something that brings sex to mind when watching a Godzilla film?  'Zilla scholar David Kalat says it's not your imagination.  His tome, "A Critical History and Filmography of Toho's Godzilla Series," recounts how studio execs decided to adopt the pacing of popular Japanese softcore sex movies.  The studio heads decided that Godzilla, like porn, would need to have a stimulating scene every five minutes, otherwise the kids watching the film would get bored and start running around the theater.  When Godzilla was fighting or trashing some part of Tokyo, the kids stayed quiet and glued to the edges of their seats.

Of course, it's a no-brainer that there should be some crossover somewhere between rubber suit monsters and the burgeoning latex-wearing fetish set?  Nope!  Haven't found it.  Not for lack of trying, however.  But the whole latex outfit search thing almost made my laptop go up in flames!  If you find a link, drop me a line.

Check out the "monster-on-monster" action in the trailer for 'Godzilla vs the Smog Monster'...

Review: VEOH and the Search for Rubber Suit Monster Videos

One of our peeps at MovieFanCollectibles was doing an online search for an old sci-fi flick.  He found an interesting viewing website at video aggregator VEOH.  VEOH doesn't provide new content, but brings videos together in a user-friendly full screen format, once you download their player.  It's supposed to make finding and watching content out on the net easier.

VEOH is free (for now, anyway) and has a strange mix of old movies, with a fair selection of sci-fi and horror, early and obscure animation, and hygiene or social guidance clips about the dangers of drugs.  We're guessing that's because VEOH thinks old movie fans like other contemporaneous film genres for their querky outlook and sketchy production value.

Originally a California start-up, VEOH has since been acquired by an Israeli company. VEOH received attention early on when Michael Eisner, retired from Disney, became an angel investor in the company's second round of venture capital infusions.  VEOH is also somewhat unique because of limited viewership inside the US.

Hard to know what the niche VEOH is going for in the expanding on-line movie viewing market.  But they have lots of fun-looking content, sort of what would be great for late night intoxicated viewers.

The dreaded? Killer Shrew

Rubber Suit Monster Blog recommends checking out the site because of hilarious monster costumes in VEOH's movie line-up, such as:

"Killer Shrews" An unbelievably bad low-budget horror film with dogs running around dressed up in throw rugs that are supposed to make them look like giant carnivorous shrews.

"Creature from the Haunted Sea" This rubber suit looks like a combination of cookie monster and a live action Homer Simpson crusted in barnacles.

But at MovieFan we really like VEOH because it brought together a lot of Godzilla footage ready to view, thus it's a winner.  A word of caution if you go there - the website is so absorbing that it can make time disappear - be prepared to surrender an hour or more looking around.

Tip: be sure to search VEOH by "length relevance" as well as genre, to find rubber suit monster movie-length vintage videos available there.

Thanks to Wiki and About for the 411 on VEOH as a corporation.

Godzilla, Gojira: What's in a Name?

Fully understanding the charm and timeless appeal of a movie monster like Godzilla may not be entirely possible. It's campy Japanese old school FX allure is at times inexplicable. Is it the ungainly rubber suit?  Is it the film-makers' conscious pandering to fans with silly vulgarity? Here at MovieFanCollectibles, the fun starts with the name. We love the name. It has a power all its own. Anything that is ungainly or uncooperative in a mildly annoying way, for us, gets "-'zilla" attached to the end of its noun or proper noun (like "cat-zilla).

Where did such an evocative name come from? According to recently deceased (February 2010) pop culture historian and pulp SCI-FI writer Jim Harmon, there is much lore flying around about the naming of Godzilla. Apparently it all started, as these things often do, as a nick-name turned working title for the designers and writers developing the film's concept.

In film, concept often comes before plots, names of characters, or titles of finished movies in the can. A recent example was with the wonderfully bad disaster movie "Snakes on a Plane," or "SOAP" for short. SOAP was the working title for a high concept (i.e. light on plot) Hollywood action movie being shopped around to well-known actors. Samuel L. Jackson agreed to do the film, but only if they kept the silly working title.

The dynamic dino was first known as "Gojira," which Harmon says was a play on words from the first film's crew at Toho International productions (東宝株式会社 Tōhō Kabushiki-kaisha), who married the English word gorilla with the Japanese word for whale, "kujira." There you have it. To the Japanese, Godzilla looks like a big old "moby-kong."

For Western audiences, Gojira was translated by distributors into Godzilla. Harmon recounts further naming legend which says that Godzilla is supposedly a cross between a "god" or awesome creature of impressive size, and "zilla,"  which refers to the monster's lizard-like qualities.

Even if none of this is true, Harmon deserves major chops for spinning a good yarn in his tome, "The Godzilla Book."

Fun factoid: Toho International also produced the films of Akira Kurosawa.

Top Ten Best Movie and Television Rubber Suit Monsters of all Time

Here is MovieFanCollectibles' list of the best live action rubber suit monsters. The list is highly partial and subjective. We're sure you have your own list and will in many cases take extreme exception to ours. That's fine. Write back to us. Answering your mail will keep our minds off the state of global politics (which is arguably what rubber suit monsters personify anyway!). Best argument to the contrary will win a fabulous piece of Hollywood movie memorabilia from our extensive inventory. Check out the collections by clicking this line.

Besides just having that je ne sais quoi that puts the monster on our list, our only other criterion for making the cut is full-body rubber encasement (with one reptile pants exception, see below). If it's not full body rubber, then it's really just make-up.   

10. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

If you were ever a parent or a kid, there is no need to explain the hours of high-camp goofiness that these guys pulled off to keep the little ones entertained. They also get extra points for being a truly bizarre mash-up of popular culture references. Power Rangers were in the same rubbery ball park as the turtles, but were not really monsters.  TMNTs score still more points for having, according to Aussey Sci-Fi critic Robin Pen,  a directly descending lineage from the daddy of all rubber monsters, "the big G."

9. The Gorn (Star Trek, The Original Show)

All the Star Trek shows and movies mostly settled for slapping some molded rubber onto foreheads, noses and ears,  We'll be the first to admit that the antennae on those little blue spacemen Andorians were pretty wacky.  But we agree with the guys over at TV Tropes.com that the full-body rubber suit Gorn is a true classic.  Extra points for the mano-a-monster action in that episode where the Gorn monster really opens up a can of whup-ass on Kirk.  Gorns also look like a stunted relative of the "Big G."

8. Marshmallow Man (Ghostbusters)

Dan Akroyd said that given the right circumstances, anything could seem evil.  According to Sam Delaney of The Guardian, "Stay Puft's familiar mascot combined elements of real life brand ambassadors the Pillsbury Dough Boy and Bibendum (aka the Michelin tyre man)."  It was silly. It wasn't really a monster.  But it was the production's FX designer crashing around Manhattan in a pretty dope rubber suit.

7. Raptor Pants (Jurassic Park film franchise)

We just loved the idea of this.  Seems that with all the dinosaur CGI and animatronics Spielberg production bucks could buy, nothing was a good enough stand-in (heh, heh) for Raptor legs in the close-ups with live-action actors.  So they filmed stunt people from the waist down wearing rubber Raptor legs.    

6. & 5. Dr. Who and the Outer Limits

These shows had no end of rubber suit monsters (or foil-covered cardboard, bubble wrapped monsters for that matter).  We're talking sheer volume here.  Way too many to enumerate in this space.  Both shows have websites and online video compilations devoted to these wonders.  Go back and review them in your own time  

4. The Original Jabba the Hutt (Star Wars, Return of the Jedi)

You have to agree that the non-CGI Jabba viewed in large format was ludicrous and disgusting.  It also got extra points for size: it was really three guys in a rubber suit.  Jabba loses points in our book, however, for not following through and chowing-down on Princess Leia.  Carrie Fisher is still out there terrorizing the the world. 

3. Alien/Aliens Monster

This chilling monster happened early enough in the game that it made sense to dress up a really tall skinny kid in a rubber suit. But what a rubber suit!  It seems like almost every alien in a movie afterward, CGI or live action, makes some sort of visual reference to it.  The monster also scores major points for being part of a production design scheme that came from the twisted mind of H.R. Giger.  Few people are neutral about this artist.  You either love Giger's work or hate it.  Whatever end of the spectrum you fall on, there is no question that his participation in the movie's design brought great legitimacy to the historically maligned Sci-fi film genre.

2. The Creature from the Black Lagoon

Scores major points for having an original 3-D release (take that digital cartoon blue dudes from Avatar--you haven't lived until you've seen CFTBL in Large format 3-D).  Sometimes old school is so much better than anything else.  Swamp Thing at the drive-in was also a great time.

1. Godzilla

You saw it coming. The big G zilla-monster is the best ever.  Godzilla is to the rubber suit monster what Ray Harryhausen's King Kong is to stop-motion animation.  In both cases, it is the one by which all others are judged.  Our company even has a cat named for the beast, we love it so much.   

Thanks to TV Tropes and Wiki for background on this article.